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Atom isn’t very sneaky.  For example, I was able to correctly guess all of my Christmas presents from him, while they still sat neatly wrapped beneath our tree.  But, last night I was completely surprised with my Valentine’s Day gifts.  Really, I was too busy having a pity party for myself to put much effort [...]

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Atom and I had our first date a little over a year ago.  What an eventful year and what an amazing person he is. Every weekday since we first met, Atom has emailed me.  Here’s a few samples of his email sign off’s from the past two weeks: “Love you more than Copernicus loved his telescope.” [...]

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My boyfriend is in a book club.

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Until my current, I had never been given flowers, but I had been given noodles. It was a little before Christmas.  We were going to see a late showing of Gremlins at Central Cinema.  I volunteered to drive, but once I got into my car I smelled the half-empty, fully forgotten latte in a cup holder in [...]

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Listen up, Weekend.  I expect nothing but relaxation and laziness outta you. Nothing states your goals for the weekend more clearly than breakfast for dinner.  An egg and ham scramble served on warm biscuits seemed to get our point across nicely, but just to make sure, we sealed the deal on another day with thick slabs of [...]

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Adam and I were grocery shopping at Whole Paycheck a week or two ago, when I saw someone looking at the beer selection who looked awfully familiar.  Did he ride my bus?  Live in my building?  WHERE DO I KNOW HIM FROM…THIS IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY.  And then it dawned on me.  He was the [...]

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The nylon fibers tickled my skin only to leave a red burn as I did the back stroke across the carpet in his bedroom.  A gummy worm hung from the corner of my laughing mouth.  I held the phone to my ear with the mouth piece barely clearing my ill-fitting neck brace.  Mom, I slurred [...]

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I held my hand an inch above his gaping mouth.  He laid flat on his back.  Drool slowly slid down between his lips, over his cheek and onto the beige pillowcase.   My fingertips felt warm air; he was not dead.  Then, as if a doctor had spanked his ass, he gasped and shuttered and his lungs [...]

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Once upon a time, I dated a married man.  Now before you stick that iron A into the coals, settle down and hear me out.  I didn’t know.  At least, I didn’t know at first.  Google let me in on the dirty, little secret the night before our sixth date. Yes, I google the guys I’m [...]

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I can’t find my bra.  Have you seen it? I asked while I looked underneath the throw pillows on the floor. You mean this one?  He asked, slowly pulling back the blankets.  The blue polka-dot cups covered his hairy chest, his tattooed arms were through the straps, but due to him being larger than I, the back of [...]

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