The staff at the 7-Eleven across the street have seen me at my best, those days I decide to brush my hair and want to buy a pack of gum. And they have seen me at my worst, the nights I stagger in through the doors to purchase Cheetos, a party pizza, corn nuts and a Lunchable at 2am. [...]
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flavor me some sense
Posted in rants, tagged 7-Eleven, food, late night, life, observation, random, rant on 12/07/2010 | 2 Comments »
this call may be monitored
Posted in rants, Travels, tagged customer service, easy going, frustration, go with the flow, planning, relaxed, schedule, travel, travelocity, vacation on 09/10/2010 | 1 Comment »
I’m pretty damn easy going. According to my friends, maybe too easy going. Examples: Date a guy for a few months, who can’t seem to find time to contact me between seeing me? Sure, why not. Shrug it off when a cab driver gives himself a hefty tip on my card? Eh, disputing the charge will [...]
ring, ring, ring your neck
Posted in rants, self, tagged frustration on 08/24/2010 | 3 Comments »
The dirty texts that I’ve been receiving from Jack in the Box dude pale in comparison to the phone calls I’ve been getting every 20 minutes from a number I don’t recognize. It’s 2am and my phone rings. I hit it off my nightstand. 20 minutes later, it rings again. Ring and repeat. At about [...]
breaking bread
Posted in rants, tagged food, grocery shopping, rant, Trader Joes on 08/18/2010 | 5 Comments »
I love Trader Joes, except… I HATE THEIR BREAD! Haaaate it. Not once, not twice, but three times I have been foolish enough to buy their wheat bread. Not once, not twice, but three times their wheat bread has been covered in mold within 48 hours of purchasing. How many slices of bread are in [...]
The Bangles had it wrong.
Posted in rants, Seattle, tagged dining out, food, frustrated, rants, restaurants on 06/08/2010 | Leave a Comment »
Sunday is not my fun day. I had plans to grab lunch with a friend who is new to Seattle on Sunday. My first suggestion was obviously Paseo. Alas, it is closed on Sundays. Strike one. My second suggestion was Mr. Gyros. Hm, also closed on Sundays. Strike two. So change of plans. We’d bump [...]
stay away from my mouth
Posted in rants, tagged food, rants on 05/19/2010 | 4 Comments »
People, stop ruining perfectly good desserts with RAISINS! Dried grapes of grossssss. Listen to me, your carrot cake does not need raisins. Your oatmeal cookies? Better without! And seriously, trail mix. No one looks through the bag to find the raisins. Just stop at M&Ms and Peanuts. To the only food I dislike, Raisins, I HATE you.
Namaste, Sir.
Posted in rants, Uncategorized, tagged annoyance, cheers, conversation, greetings, irritating, life, namaste, rant on 05/05/2010 | 6 Comments »
Unless you are sitting on a yoga mat with your limbs all willy nilly, you should never say, “Namaste.” Seriously, I will mock the hell out of you and will consider it my go ahead to terminate any sort of relationship we have. I will stop myself before I roundhouse kick you in the face, [...]
next.
Posted in dating, rants, Uncategorized, tagged blah, dating, online dating on 04/29/2010 | 4 Comments »
My mom say’s I’m charming. BLAH. I like going on adventures. BLAH. My friends tease me that I’m honest to a fault. BLAH. I listen to indie music. BLAH. I just moved here, so I don’t know many people. BLAH. I’m a conscious omnivore. BLAH. Blah! Blah! Blah!
revelation (5)
Posted in rants, revelations, self, Uncategorized, tagged adventure, average, life, mediocrity, random thought, revelation on 04/24/2010 | Leave a Comment »
The word “adventure” is rampantly overused. You are not going on an “adventure” if you’re driving to a different neighborhood to sip a latte in a coffee shop with a girlfriend. I think it’s likely that a lot of us haven’t even experienced a true adventure.
giggle, giggle!!!!!
Posted in rants, tagged online speak, rant, writing on 04/14/2010 | 2 Comments »
Someone typed out “giggle” today and I wanted to slap the closest person. I’d take a “lol” over a “giggle” any day. What sort of image are you trying to conjure up by saying, “giggle”? Because all I’m seeing is hello kitty. In a similar vein, can people stop trying to overcompensate for their inability [...]
