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I had a profound thought last night while I was looking at googled images of ligers.  Unless you’re a real jerk, I think people for the most part want others to be happy.  Laughing and smiling are generally seen as indicative of this happiness.  Unless you have a particularly obnoxious laugh and not the kind of obnoxious that [...]

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Last night my sister called.  Emily, go check your mail.  Your birthday present should have arrived.  I can’t, I said.  I’m in sweatpants.  I’m not going into the lobby looking like this. This call took place at 7pm and got me thinking. Business casual is undermining America. Requirements make my knees jerk.  I doubt that I [...]

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I said, I’m bad at taking hints.  I meant, Don’t swat me away.

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Olive branches are often used as kindling.

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It’s hard to find company as enjoyable as a well written short story.

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Adults are a mere free cheese sample away from being complete bastards. How the concept of a line is completely lost on otherwise rational humans when pasteurized dairy sits on a table ahead, I do not know. I fear for humanity.  And while I fear, I will eat some smoked gouda.

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The word “adventure” is rampantly overused.  You are not going on an “adventure” if you’re driving to a different neighborhood to sip a latte in a coffee shop with a girlfriend.  I think it’s likely that a lot of us haven’t even experienced a true adventure.

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Some of the shyest people I’ve crossed paths with are also the most arrogant.  Timidity and conceit are not mutually exclusive.

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The more I try to keep busy, the more I’m acutely aware of what it is I’m looking to avoid.

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Encores are not always a good thing.  The horse is already dead; it doesn’t need to be beaten.

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